They're back! Back! BACK!!! Kissing The Pink! Those blokes wot brought us that merry hum “dinger” of a very big hit
“The Last Film” which
went… erm, erm, can't remember to be quite “frank”. Brrring brrring! By jingo, it's the Bitz “hot”-line!
“Hello - Nick from Kissing The Pink here.” Fancy that!! So, just how did that warblesome tune
go?
(Sings) “In the laaaast film I ever saaaaw… they wore suits and they wore tiiiiies…”
Oh yes! So, where have you been for the last two years?
“Er… well, we had two completely flop singles and then disappeared up our own backsides. (?!) There's only four of us now
instead of seven - three of them went a bit mad and went off to play withTears For Fears and The
Communards and get married and the like. We're actually called
KTP now, anyway.
We went to America just after our British hit and they were offended by the name - sexual connotations and all that. It's only a
snooker term! They're obsessed these Americans, they really are.”
Well! And you've got a rather strange video to go with your new single “Never Too Late To Love You”, have you not?
“Yeah! Haven't you seen it? (No.) Oh, you must. It's got a machine in it and… well, you'll just have to see it.”
Oooer. So… erm, tell us something interesting, Nick
“Pain.”
Oh dear…